Why do some people act worse than animals when they stay at a hotel?
Take last Friday, for example.
I’d picked up My Favorite Domer for Mid-Term Break and, rather than fighting traffic, we checked into a chain hotel with plans to watch college basketball and get an early start home on Saturday.
I’d stayed there before and found it okay. Nothing fancy, mind you, but clean and readily accessible to the shopping/dining spots we were visiting.
No sooner had we settled in to watch the games, the NOISE started.
Our room was located near the end of the hall, far from the typical noise-makers: ice and soda machines and elevator.
But some parents must have decided everybody should share in the delight of their little darlings, as the kids charged up and down the hallway, screaming like banshees and slamming their room door every chance they got.
A few minutes after this began, MFD looked over at me and asked, “Do you smell smoke?”
Fleeting images of us re-donning our day clothes, re-packing suitcases, and evacuating the premises went through my mind as I shook my head. Then it wafted my way.
Cigarettes, on our non-smoking hall.
I called the Front Desk and was told our entire wing was non-smoking. “If we catch them,” he added, “we’ll assess them an extra $75.”
Ooh, I’ll bet that would’ve scared them — not!
So we turned up the TV and clicked on the heating/air conditioning unit to block out the noise and disperse the smoke.
I also called down to the Front Desk again to complain.
Nothing did any good.
Along about 11 p.m., the kids started crying at the top of their lungs. Their parents must not have known they were over-stimulated and up past their bedtime.
Finally, just before midnight, the smoking ceased, as did the noise.
When we checked out the next morning, I voiced my displeasure to a new Front Desk clerk, who was somewhat more sympathetic. I couldn’t help noticing the No Pets Allowed sign and told her, “I’d rather have stayed with dogs than endure those screaming kids.”