That does it!
When I opened my business e-mail recently, I found yet another “solicitation” from yet another stranger hoping to “connect” with me.
Now this would be creepy enough if the sender were a man because, as I said, it’s a business account.
But it’s from a woman.
Who thinks I’m a man.
On what planet is the name “Debbie” masculine??
Anyway, this poor misguided female proceeds to tell me ALL about herself. How loving and romantic she is. How optimistic and athletic. How her friends describe her as cheerful.
How badly she wants to find her soul mate, even to the point of searching online for him and hooking up with a stranger.
Who’s actually a woman.
Though she clearly says she’s looking for a man.
Now I realize this e-mail was probably generated by an automated program of some sort. And that there probably isn’t a real person — female or male — somewhere deep in the heart of Russia who’s looking for a long term relationship with little ole me.
Especially when that unnamed someone clearly wants to find a man.
Which I’m not. Never have been.
So dear young lonely woman, I hate to be the bearer of hurtful news, but I’m not in the market for a long-term romantic relationship with a stranger.
We all have to be true to ourselves, and that’s just not something I’m comfortable with.
I’m sure you will find your “sugar daddy” if you keep looking.
But next time, please be more careful.
“Debbie” isn’t the best name in the world, but at least in most cases, there’s no gender question about it.
“Debbie” is female.
What’s the oddest thing to appear in your Spam Folder of late??